Here’s Beyonce Knowles launching her new line of perfume called Heat at Macy’s in New York City the other day looking pretty fierce. Am I using that right? I’m a straight white guy over the age of twenty-five so I’m not sure of the lingo. Anyhow, I’ve always wanted to know what Beyonce’s cleavage smelt like and now for $49.99 I can find out. Wait fifty bucks? that! I could buy one of her old bras on Ebay for less than that.